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equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

(Source: catleecious, via teen-derp)

rocknrave221:

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

LOL

rocknrave221:

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

LOL

(via kingsleyyy)

pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.

pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.

(Source: assholedisney, via kingsleyyy)

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

image

it just freaking says one “dime”

what the hell is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullcrap

(via manda)

peterandtony:

Spider pussy.
Spider cunt.
Spider givin’ you what you want!
Sha-wam!

(via penis-hilton)

We looked at each other a little too long to be 
'j u s t f r i e n d s' - s

(Source: constileslation, via derekandstilesdotcom)

apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

(via justinjewmanji)

illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

image

(Source: illkim, via ruinedchildhood)

joemanganiellosnlhost:

*prayer circle for more BDR in Magic Mike XXL*

(Source: teacuphumans)

penis-hilton:

i can’t believe kylie said that

(Source: fake-mermaid)

This guy says ‘hello’, I wanna kill myself.

(Source: princesconsuela)